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Behavioral health is already complicated without your EHR adding a few scares of its own. From workflows that require one too many clicks to reports that send you searching for answers, the frustrations teams deal with every day can start to feel like the makings of an EHR horror story.

Halloween gives us an excuse to have a little fun with those familiar EHR frustrations. Consider this a seasonal collection for anyone who’s ever exchanged a knowing look with a colleague after a software demo, or wondered whether other organizations put up with the same things.

Tricks vs. Treats: What’s Your System Handing Out?

Halloween is the one night of the year when tricks are acceptable. Your EHR doesn’t get the same pass.

It’s easy to get accustomed to the extra effort a system requires. These pairings contrast familiar frustrations with what your team should be able to expect instead. Flip each card to reveal the treat.

Workflows

Three cluttered screens and a loading spinnerTrick

“It’s only a few extra clicks.” Repeat all day.

Workflows

One tidy screen with a short list of finished tasksTreat

Workflows that actually … work.

Reporting

A cloudy crystal ball full of tumbling papersTrick

The data is hiding in there somewhere. Happy hunting!

Reporting

A clear crystal ball showing a simple chartTreat

The answers you need. No magic tricks required!

Configuration

A worried monster held together with tapeTrick

Fully configurable! Some assembly, coding experience, or consulting required.

Configuration

A smiling monster neatly snapped together, reading a spellbookTreat

Routine changes that don’t require a team of specialists every time.

Pricing

A pumpkin bucket stuffed with fee slipsTrick

Surprise! That’s an add-on.

Pricing

A pumpkin bucket full of candyTreat

Transparent pricing you can plan around. Save the surprises for the haunted house.

Interoperability

Three devices tangled in cobwebsTrick

The system is interoperable. Just not with anything you use.

Interoperability

The same three devices joined by bright lines with data moving between themTreat

No tricks, just the connections you need to help data move where it needs to go.

Support

Headstones marked with ticket numbersTrick

Your ticket has entered the spirit realm.

Support

A support person on a headset with a friendly messageTreat

Real people who know your organization.

Tales from the EHR Crypt

Every EHR has a story. Some are just a little scarier than others. If you’ve spent enough time working in behavioral health technology, a few of these tales may sound suspiciously familiar. Click each card to reveal the tale.

A tombstone
Tale 1

Legend says they’re still waiting for the screen to load.

A ghost
Tale 2

They clicked “save.” The document was never seen again.

A candle
Tale 3

They entered the same information in three different places. On the third entry, they summoned something.

A crypt door
Tale 4

The workaround was supposed to be temporary. That was seven years ago.

The Scariest Words in Behavioral Health Tech

Sometimes, it’s not what your technology does that sends a chill down your spine. It’s what you hear when you ask about it. A few seemingly harmless phrases can take on a whole new meaning when you’ve been around EHRs long enough.

Drag each handle to the left to see what it really means.

What they say

“We’re looking at that for a future release.”

What it really means

“It has a place on the roadmap, but don’t make any plans around it.”

What they say

“That should be configurable.”

What it really means

“Prepare to submit a ticket, call a consultant, and rethink what you mean by ‘routine change.’”

What they say

“The upgrade should be seamless.”

What it really means

“Please check whether all your forms, workflows, and reports survived the night.”

What they say

“It’s technically possible.”

What it really means

“No one has done it successfully. How much time do you have?”

What they say

“That’s available as an add-on.”

What it really means

“Your budget is about to experience a jump scare.”

The Haunted EHR: Enter if You Dare

Of course, EHR frustrations rarely stay neatly contained in one place. Follow them far enough and you may find an entire maze of workarounds, hidden features, billing challenges, and other surprises waiting around the corner.

We’ve taken a few liberties with the floor plan, but see which rooms look familiar.

Click a number to step into each room.

A haunted house at night with seven rooms, cobwebs, bats and a full moon

No More EHR Horror Stories

The jokes are seasonal. The extra work behind them adds up all year.

We can laugh about EHR tricks because plenty of them are painfully relatable. But the underlying frustrations can have a real impact on the people delivering care. Your EHR doesn’t have to be perfect, but it should make their work easier.

If a few of these horror stories hit a little too close to home, it may be time to ask what a better EHR experience could look like. No tricks required.

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